TIFU by agreeing to have my dog get a “lion cut.” (Bonus points for those who got the Reddit reference.)
Lion cuts aren’t for every dog, as I learned the hard way today when B got groomed.
Little did I know, the old Russian lady’s definition of a lion cut meant the body would be entirely shaved. Little else did I know, lion cuts look hideous on most dogs—except for the famously adorable Boo.
So if she were to ask me again if I wanted B to have a lion cut–NO. JUST NO.
Now my dog’s head looks ginormous, her pale skin is showing (i.e., she’s naked), and most importantly, she doesn’t look as cuddly.
My ever-so-dramatic mom even put a blanket over her in fear of her being cold. In the summer.